I don't believe that helium should be legalized for use as a recreational drug...
I say not just no, but a thousand times no!
Look at me now, and you'd never guess that I was once hooked on that devil gas...it started innocently enough... but one or two balloons a week turned into a five or six balloon habit, then before long I was crashing strange children's birthday parties, doing Minnie Mouse and Munchkin impressions... I knew I'd hit bottom when paramedics found me in New York City's 5th Avenue, unconscious, on my back, during the Macy's Day Parade... my lips locked around the little toe of the Donald Duck float...
I need to stop now... the memory is too painful.
I say not just no, but a thousand times no!
Look at me now, and you'd never guess that I was once hooked on that devil gas...it started innocently enough... but one or two balloons a week turned into a five or six balloon habit, then before long I was crashing strange children's birthday parties, doing Minnie Mouse and Munchkin impressions... I knew I'd hit bottom when paramedics found me in New York City's 5th Avenue, unconscious, on my back, during the Macy's Day Parade... my lips locked around the little toe of the Donald Duck float...
I need to stop now... the memory is too painful.
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