Evolution versus Intelligent Design…
What difference does it make anyway?
It don’t…which makes it just as much a hot topic amongst the regular grade scholars as well as us intellectuals.
Biblically speaking, here’s my revelation.What if evolution is part of the intelligent design?
Why stop with evolution. We might as well go on and mosh the “big bang” theory in there to boot. Somebody had to light the fuse, didn’t they?
Besides, I ain't never been comfortable with that term, “intelligent design” anyway,
Didn’t God say that he made man in his image?
Well, judging by the health of the arguments made by the folks sittin’ on both sides of this scrap, God might not be as smart as we think He is…
Either that or some of His “images” done the “designing” after the fact and pinned the blame on Him.
Something else, I ain't aiming to be disrespectful to the Almighty, but I don't believe God created everything in a week either.
Of course... he could do if he wanted to!
That ain't the question.
I reckon anybody important enough to sport a capital pronoun right in the middle of a sentence can do what He wants!
It ain't how he did the blame thing in a week... it's why would He want to!
It ain't like He was running late for a meeting.
God invented time!
If He found Himself running a little short, He could just whip up another batch.
There ain’t no alarm clocks in heaven!
And another thing... God never intended for the Bible to be a bonafide accountin' of the history of the world.
He had to leave something for man to lie about...
And for anybody itching to fight about the Bible, it starts with Genesis.
For a book that ain’t got but fifty pages, Genesis covers a lot of ground, from the creation of everything living or dead in the infinite universe, to populating the Middle East and running the Israelites out of town.
You'd a thought they could've found an easier bunch to tackle than God's chosen people.
Here’s the thing…
When God told Adam and Eve to, “be fruitful and multiply”…they took Him seriously and commenced to begat like crazy through about ten more chapters. And when they petered out, the fruits of their labor continued the tradition they had fertilized a crescent and made a mess of Potamia doing it.
Populatin' the world was a big job, but it got done in record time. Sure the people enjoyed the work, but it was mainly 'cause they hadn't discovered the word, "No" yet.
Noah’s wife invented it when Noah told her he had to go back and pick up that pair of flies he left behind.
When she told him, "No", he asked her, "Why not?", and then she said, "Because I have a headache."
Don't worry, it didn't make no sense to Noah either... so he went back for the flies.
What difference does it make anyway?
It don’t…which makes it just as much a hot topic amongst the regular grade scholars as well as us intellectuals.
Biblically speaking, here’s my revelation.What if evolution is part of the intelligent design?
Why stop with evolution. We might as well go on and mosh the “big bang” theory in there to boot. Somebody had to light the fuse, didn’t they?
Besides, I ain't never been comfortable with that term, “intelligent design” anyway,
Didn’t God say that he made man in his image?
Well, judging by the health of the arguments made by the folks sittin’ on both sides of this scrap, God might not be as smart as we think He is…
Either that or some of His “images” done the “designing” after the fact and pinned the blame on Him.
Something else, I ain't aiming to be disrespectful to the Almighty, but I don't believe God created everything in a week either.
Of course... he could do if he wanted to!
That ain't the question.
I reckon anybody important enough to sport a capital pronoun right in the middle of a sentence can do what He wants!
It ain't how he did the blame thing in a week... it's why would He want to!
It ain't like He was running late for a meeting.
God invented time!
If He found Himself running a little short, He could just whip up another batch.
There ain’t no alarm clocks in heaven!
And another thing... God never intended for the Bible to be a bonafide accountin' of the history of the world.
He had to leave something for man to lie about...
And for anybody itching to fight about the Bible, it starts with Genesis.
For a book that ain’t got but fifty pages, Genesis covers a lot of ground, from the creation of everything living or dead in the infinite universe, to populating the Middle East and running the Israelites out of town.
You'd a thought they could've found an easier bunch to tackle than God's chosen people.
Here’s the thing…
When God told Adam and Eve to, “be fruitful and multiply”…they took Him seriously and commenced to begat like crazy through about ten more chapters. And when they petered out, the fruits of their labor continued the tradition they had fertilized a crescent and made a mess of Potamia doing it.
Populatin' the world was a big job, but it got done in record time. Sure the people enjoyed the work, but it was mainly 'cause they hadn't discovered the word, "No" yet.
Noah’s wife invented it when Noah told her he had to go back and pick up that pair of flies he left behind.
When she told him, "No", he asked her, "Why not?", and then she said, "Because I have a headache."
Don't worry, it didn't make no sense to Noah either... so he went back for the flies.
Well, even though it’s been rumored for thousands of years, it took Einstein and his theory of relativity to actually prove we was all kin for sure.
So there you go! The “evolution” folks, and the “intelligent design” folks doing all the arguing might as well seek some common ground. No good ever come with fighting amongst family!
But, that’s just my opinion.
Dilfer Brainard
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